One is not abused...

One is not abused with Lady Gaddafi. The man ought to do the decent thing and blow his head oodles of cash, jump onto a private yacht and sail off into the sunset never to be seen again. And good riddance, I say. One may have considered employing female bodyguards rather abusing, despite Cher and Bet Midler having prior work commitments which only left one Jason Donovan and Cilla Black with a grenade clip between their teeth, but, I must say, that hardly goes to justify sleeping in one's camel, milking the tent and wearing purple frocks, or whatever it is those foreigners do. What next I ask? Is he going to declare himself the Queen of England?

Off with his head!

No purple-frocked man - lady - deserves to be head of state, unless of course it is on one's Stirling silver platter.